(Pulls binoculars from his coat pocket.)ДOROTHY Can I look? (looks) TheyвЂ™re all blurry. Maybe take a look at what's going on at the old homestead. PROFESSOR Hey, let's try out these binoculars IвЂ™m selling. PROFESSOR You chose your dog over your family? PROFESSOR Destroyed? This cute little fella?ДOROTHY Yes, itвЂ™s terrible. Are you running away?ДOROTHY No, itвЂ™s a good home. That was quite the altercation between you and Mrs. IвЂ™m just, uh, collecting my thoughts right now. IвЂ™ll write them every day.ДOROTHY Oh, you startled me! You were the man selling the vacuum sweeper! IвЂ™ll sneak in and grab my clothes and my blanket and, and, and some food вЂ“ they wouldnвЂ™t want me to go hungry. WeвЂ™ll run away! Miss Gully will be happy because youвЂ™ll be gone and sheвЂ™ll drop the lawsuit. YouвЂ™ll have to say goodbye to Toto.ДOROTHY Toto! (hugs him) Toto, I canвЂ™t bear it. MISS GULLY (with sadistic pleasure) To be destroyed!ДOROTHY (on her knees) No! No! IвЂ™m sorry, Miss Gully! It was my fault Toto got out! Punish me instead! Please! Please!ДЄUNTIE EM (ENTERING) Dorothy! Dorothy! Dorothy, IвЂ™m sorry. PROFESSOR Ow! IвЂ™m leaving! Stop! Stop! (EXITS)ДЄUNTIE EM Oh, my goodness! (following him to gather and toss after him, anything he leaves, closes door) Really, Elmira! It was just a clothing catalog. (drops the clothing and pulls out a catalog) I have a catalog of the newest designs straight from New York that I think you will find very complimentary for the mature figure. PROFESSOR I am shocked! These are terribly old fashioned for a woman of your youth and style. (PROFESSOR lifts up the clothesline, displaying the under-garments. MISS GULLY He pulled down a cherry pie I had cooling on the window sill.ДOROTHY Toto canвЂ™t jump that high. MISS GULLY I had to! This girlвЂ™s dog is a menace! ItвЂ™s terrorizing the neighborhood.ДOROTHY Ow! SheвЂ™s twisting my ear, Auntie Em. It makes a good weapon of self defense! Against vicious dogs!ДOROTHY Auntie Em! She was beating Toto with that broom! He was crying! MISS GULLY What? I was not talking about the dirt! There is plenty of that around this place! And thank you, No, concerning the demonstration. (looking around holding cord) Now if youвЂ™ll just let me plug in the Cyclotron-amatic 1000, IвЂ™ll show you how simple is its operation.ДЄUNTIE EM It had better be simple, because we donвЂ™t get electricity way out here. And.since IвЂ™m sure you havenвЂ™t HAD many birthdays, that was certainly a memorable occasion, and after my demonstration of the Cyclotron-amatic 1000 electric vacuum sweeper youвЂ™ll be overjoyed to see your birthday present, in its original condition, once again, clean and bright. This marvel of science will create a powerful spinning updraft of air that will swiftly lift that debris from your rug, leaving it cleaner than it has been since you bought it many, many years ago.ДЄUNTIE EM This rug is nearly new! My husband just gave it to me last month for my birthday! And this, my fine lady, is The Marvelous Cyclotron-amatic 1000 electric vacuum sweeper featuring a 20-revolutions per second, SIX! вЂ“ count вЂem! вЂ“ SIX-bladed propeller! My name is Professor Woodruff, with 3 Ph.DвЂ™s in windbagging technology. How did he get out?ДЄUNTIE EM What are you dumping on my floor? CanвЂ™t you look for Toto yourself?ДOROTHY CanвЂ™t you help me? He always comes to you because you feed him and give him scraps.ДЄUNTIE EM Which is supposed to be your job, Dorothy.

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